16 truths about Paris

Been living in Paris for a few months already, and getting used to it.
I Found the quotes below apply perfectly to Paris, even if they were originally intended for NYC.
Enjoy !

1.You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill
2. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
3.The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
4.You wear black a lot and act very elitist
5. You have over two month's rent in credit card debt, but you still eat out every night.
6. You give out your cell phone number to people you meet, because that is the best way to reach you
7. You have stayed out later than 4 am on a Monday or a Tuesday night.
8. You can't imagine eating dinner before 8 o'clock at night.
9.Not one of your adult friends is married, has a car, owns an apartment, or aspires to any of the above.
10.Your childhood bedroom is bigger than your current apartment, but your rent costs more than your parents' mortgage payment.
11. At least one meal each week consists solely of drinks, olives,and nuts.
12. You tell everyone you love NY because of the cultural institutions, but can't remember the last time you set foot in a museum or theater.
13. You take $150 with you every night you go out: $20 for cabs, $20 for cover, $60 for dinner, and $50 for drinks.
14. You have gone out on 3 dates with 3 different people in the same week, but haven't spoken to any of them since.
15. You wear Prada shoes, Gucci sunglasses, a Cartier watch, and cashmere, but claim to be poor.
16. You think the only places you could ever live are New York, Paris, London, San Francisco or on an island in the Caribbean